I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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