They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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