He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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