we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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