is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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