I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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