The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
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I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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