I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
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All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
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I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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