fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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