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(515): View more from Iowa

i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.

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(208): View more from Idaho

My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.

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(631): View more from New York

She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?

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(870): View more from Arkansas

God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz

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(+31): View more from The Netherlands

I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.

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(406): View more from Montana

I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.

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(616): View more from Michigan

His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.

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