you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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