is your mom at the bar?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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