A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
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I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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