do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Randomize
