Where is the hickey?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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