yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
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Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
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So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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