but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
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I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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