your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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