Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
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someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
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We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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