Sponge bath it is.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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