i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
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Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
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My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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