My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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