Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
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