May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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