Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Non-Jews are for practice
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
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No, drunk sperm still make babies.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
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I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
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