ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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