You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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