I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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