So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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