I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
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BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
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You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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