i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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