If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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