wake up i wanna do it froggy style
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Randomize
