i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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