Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
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Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
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Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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