the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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