OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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