I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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