Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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