I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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