i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
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You. Win. At. Life.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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