They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
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