I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
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Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
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