I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
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I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
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Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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