I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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