The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I wish you could order shots online.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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