I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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