Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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