i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
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