is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I AM VODKA MAN
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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