He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
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