She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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