also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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