if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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