You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
"it" just moved
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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