He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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