While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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